Bad spending deserves a roast
Turn forgotten subscriptions and impulse buys into a shareable roast card. Laugh at the receipt, then do something about it.
A free roast card. No bank connection required.
Bad spending deserves a roast.
Same bills.
Funnier stories.
Cancel. Save. Laugh.
Same bills. Funnier stories.
Our founding promises
Fictional receipts. Very familiar regrets.
Two fictional demos of the format and humor. Every merchant, amount, and usage detail is made up. These are examples, not offers for sale.
Your spending, roasted.
Meditation subscription
You subscribed to inner peace. Your most consistent practice is the monthly payment.
Fictional demo · No real customer data
Your spending, roasted.
Impulse kitchen gadget
One waffle. Sixty-eight dollars. At this point, breakfast should come with a tiny mortgage.
Fictional demo · No real customer data
From receipt to reality check
Not another dashboard to ignore. A reason to look at your spending—and a way to clean it up.
Bad spending deserves a roast.
Financial mistakes make better stories. Make yours worth telling.
Start with a CSV or PDF statement. No bank account connection needed. Your spending is the material—not your login credentials.
Spot suspected recurring charges, check the details, and turn your spending habits into an AI-written roast. Detection is a starting point, not a financial verdict.
Choose a roast card to share with friends. Then get cancellation links, scripts, and renewal reminders to help you take action yourself.
Less spending. Not more mystery fees.
Start with your account. Available software plans will appear here when they’re ready.
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Your next money confession starts here
Find the forgotten charges. Get a good laugh. Keep more of your money.